wannabe

引用:

原帖由 futfuk 於 2009-1-29 01:25 PM 發表


no ar. i mean i'm waiting for bebe's daily congee... she havent posted one for a long time now..

新春中文版 ... so goto share one in chinese :smile_40:

有一日,警察到旺角大規模掃黃,
捉左一大批妓女回差官,
但由於數目真的太多,差官沒有足夠位置比佢地企,警察就安排妓女們到差官門口排隊等候
.

剛好,有一個阿婆路經差官門口,
見咁多人排隊,心諗必定有好野喇~
於是阿婆就問其中一名妓女.

阿婆: 『小姐 , 點解咁多人排隊既?』
妓女唔想比這個阿婆知道佢係妓女,
於是就敷衍答佢.
妓女: 『冇呀! 我地排隊拿糖之嘛~』

此時阿婆心諗,既然咁得閒,不如排埋一份,
拿糖給孫女都好喎~
之後佢就排去班妓女後面,
過了不久,終於輪到個阿婆了....

警察: 『嘩1!!阿婆你咁老都黎呀?? 』
(心諗佢咁老,有冇人嫖佢呀)

阿婆聽完警察咁講,以為怕佢冇牙食糖 ,
於是就答警察........

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
阿婆話:『我可以含嫁 ...... 』



********************************************************

serious Q:

個口可以"含"乜? :smile_46:

clotinc

引用:

原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-1-29 01:38 PM 發表


新春中文版 ... so goto share one in chinese :smile_40:

有一日,警察到旺角大規模掃黃,
捉左一大批妓女回差官,
但由於數目真的太多,差官沒有足夠位置比佢地企,警察就安排妓女們到差官門口排隊等候
. ...

含 .......i love this word

wannabe

引用:

原帖由 clotinc 於 2009-1-29 01:36 PM 發表


thats rite.....i m going to japan.....
well, this is my 3rd time step on tokyo in 2 yrs....
i will try my best to taste everything u ve mentioned, n for the sexyyyyyy, private use only, so ...

u niggard!

wannabe

here's the bonus joke:

a blonde & a brunette rode in an elevator, suddenly this good lookin guy got in, he got some dandruff on his jacket, moments later the man left, the brunette start to talk, this guy need head n shoulder. The blonde kind of confused, " I know how to do head but dont know how to do shoulder?"

**********************************

funny!

futfuk

引用:

原帖由 clotinc 於 2009-1-29 01:41 PM 發表


含 .......i love this word   

don't we all :smile_40:

futfuk

引用:

原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-1-29 01:44 PM 發表
here's the bonus joke:

a blonde & a brunette rode in an elevator, suddenly this good lookin guy got in, he got some dandruff on his jacket, moments later the man left, the brunette start to talk, t ...

LOL!

send her to me, i can teach her how to do it :smile_47:

armic

引用:

原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-1-29 01:38 PM 發表


新春中文版 ... so goto share one in chinese :smile_40:

有一日,警察到旺角大規模掃黃,
捉左一大批妓女回差官,
但由於數目真的太多,差官沒有足夠位置比佢地企,警察就安排妓女們到差官門口排隊等候
. ...

I like this joke. Good afternoon bebe~

wannabe

引用:

原帖由 futfuk 於 2009-1-29 01:47 PM 發表


don't we all :smile_40:

oh yea boys like to 含 two things in general:
first, 恨 (when they need to wear da little green hat on one day) and
next, 膠 (this always happens n no need to explain )

agreed?

armic

引用:

原帖由 clotinc 於 2009-1-29 01:36 PM 發表


thats rite.....i m going to japan.....
well, this is my 3rd time step on tokyo in 2 yrs....
i will try my best to taste everything u ve mentioned, n for the sexyyyyyy, private use only, so ...

remember to buy gifts for me

armic

引用:

原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-1-29 02:01 PM 發表


oh yea boys like to 含 two things in general:
first, 恨 (when they need to wear da little green hat on one day) and
next, 膠 (this always happens n no need to explain )

agreed?

how about gals?