chefung

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原帖由 mugen-purin 於 2009-5-18 01:02 AM 發表
yes, i can feel it

真理越辯越明

Well, i don't act like that, usually
This time, Bebe was not really arguing directly against my point....or at least not responding my original argument....
she switches the concept behind =.=

Anyway, it's over...lol

Sleepy, later

mugen-purin

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原帖由 chefung 於 2009-5-18 01:06 AM 發表

真理越辯越明

Well, i don't act like that, usually
This time, Bebe was not really arguing directly against my point....or at least not responding my original argument....
she switches the concep ...

ok, u done too much today, chat tmr

wannabe

g'morning / g'arvo buddies

haven't posted any joke of the day for a while and when i read through the following this morning i thought it goes well with yesterday's debate about who's smarter, men or women ... now enjoy your reading and keep your smile and sense of humor for the rest of the day!

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SPANISH COMPUTER
As if it wasn't bad enough having 2 opposing problems (Men & Women), some idiot had to invent the computer just to complicate things even more! A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine:  'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'  
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'  

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.  

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the  smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your money on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)  

The  women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:  
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2.  They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;  
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that had you waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.  

The women won.

wannabe

hooray! we don't need to move house so often any longer cause each home can hold 100 pages now and it would get killed automatically when there are 1500ish posts ... how good is that? ^^

論壇指引現各主題到50頁可不必重開新主題,
因每個主題如去到1500個留言(即一百,頁,每頁15個留言)系統會自動關帖.
務請各會員到100頁自行開新主題.
即時生效~特此通知.謝謝~

http://www30.188channel.com/view ... &extra=page%3D1

chefung

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原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-5-18 08:10 AM 發表
g'morning / g'arvo buddies

haven't posted any joke of the day for a while and when i read through the following this morning i thought it goes well with yesterday's debate about who's smarter, men  ...

Nice.
Some reasons are subjective but I do agree on the money part

Interestingly, guys are more likely to spend more money than girls on computer and its accessories

ccmhkg

Morning all

我老婆係共產黨

i can't agree more

and if we are ready for more unvarnished truths, read on..

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most
handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife ...

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

mikan85

morning..evybody..:smile_15:

futfuk

good morning sunshines

ccmhkg

Morning 85 n ff