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Commentators looking for 18+ balls to comment on (pt. 95)

 
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原帖由 chefung 於 2009-5-31 06:01 PM 發表 查看引用來源

Perky....I don't know one can use this word to describe boobs...

What are perky boobs looked like?
They will jump? Pulsate?
yeah the "bounce" factor

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原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-5-31 06:27 PM 發表 查看引用來源


so you do have a perference!
i initially thought you would take and love what you can get
知足者,貧乳亦樂

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原帖由 chefung 於 2009-5-31 06:27 PM 發表 查看引用來源

"Madaam, your pairs is the best ones I have ever seen?"
"and how would you like your eggs tomorrow morning, fertilized or unfertilized?"

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原帖由 chefung 於 2009-5-31 06:01 PM 發表

Perky....I don't know one can use this word to describe boobs...

What are perky boobs looked like?
They will jump? Pulsate?
do you know who are jane rusell and marylin monroe? both of them have that famous perky boobs


jump? you crack me up! LOL
i don't think boobs can jump but swing and bounce back and forth :smile_47:

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原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-5-31 06:31 PM 發表 查看引用來源


do you know who are jane rusell and marylin monroe? both of them have that famous perky boobs


jump? you crack me up! LOL
i don't think boobs can jump but swing and bounce back and forth ...
Boobs said to her mistress
"You Jump, I Jump! "

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原帖由 我老婆係共產黨 於 2009-5-31 06:29 PM 發表 查看引用來源


"and how would you like your eggs tomorrow morning, fertilized or unfertilized?"
I want the eggs to be over medium

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原帖由 我老婆係共產黨 於 2009-5-31 06:28 PM 發表 查看引用來源



yeah the "bounce" factor
OH...so that kind of boobs = perky?
I thought it should be elastic...

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原帖由 chefung 於 2009-5-31 06:27 PM 發表

"Madaam, your pairs is the best ones I have ever seen?"
this line won't help you get into chicks' pants at all
think about another one!

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原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-5-31 06:25 PM 發表 查看引用來源


oh boy ...
this is one of the worst pickup lines of which i have heard
i hope you wont get smacked by using this line
what's the best you have heard so far, share with us:smile_47:

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