杭州出trip被屈
話説4月2號同朋友去杭州做野....為左可以同各位discuss brothers分享,就梗係要發掘一下當地有乜好玩!!
兩條友,又唔熟環境,所以就打的問下的士佬,點知條的士佬又鬼死甘熱情,係甘同我地介紹,講到D K場鬼死甘平,又話D女坐枱RMB100,酒就RMB 20左右,無最低消費........就係甘,被條友車左我地去一間5 star hotel....間野叫Landison Plaza Hotel HangZhou....一去到,就有個部長好熱情幫我地開車門,條的士佬仲留個電話比我,話又乜事call佢....心lum...5 star應該ok la.....點知一樣死...上到去,條熱情部長講D野同的士佬一Q樣,無最低消費,D女就100...酒飲幾多算幾多,房費100..唔限時間....it's fine then....
惡夢開始.................部長開頭話好多女,1st round兩個, lum住望多幾round la...部長就話今晚生意好好,所以得番兩個....damn...是但啦,見佢地唔係好差,坐低啦....佢地話佢地系local(聽住先).....甘就開始唱下歌玩下失蹤啦.....玩玩下走個DJ入黎話幫我地點歌,但我地都唔系甘想唱,所以話唔要,但DJ即刻話房間一定要有DJ...well..心lum Dj最多兩舊....算啦....跟住無幾耐,又有個mami入嚟敬酒,fine...呢樣吔好正常,無問題啦!!!!又無幾耐,D女話叫小食,十幾蚊碟,又話要飲雪梨汁,我話你兩個女仔飲同食得啦,我地唔洗...但一嚟就嚟左5,6個碟小食,8杯雪梨汁.....我話唔係甘多,服務員就話放系度,飲唔晒可以退.....見有D唔對路,就叫埋單啦....一聽到埋單..mami即刻入嚟話先比女女小費,DJ小費同埋佢自己小費,去到呢一刻,肯定瀨左嘢啦,我話mami小費都要比?mami就話呢個系當地文化....每人400....total 1600!!fuck.....唔系每人100咩?mami就explain 100系坐枱費...小費系300.....小那星啊....等埋張單入黎,成為3500....仆你個街啊....酒每支45...飲左兩打,小食同8杯雪梨汁無得退...淨系雪梨汁都成500幾...60幾蚊杯......跟住唔知點解會有盒開左ge朱古力系枱面,又200幾...果盤又幾百....呢次真系杰啦....甘我梗系拍枱屌鬼啦..但邊有用.....最後都系要比....不過就比少D...話打折wor....折左都要2800....total 2800+1600=4400...玩左唔夠兩個鐘..........算,當跌左......
系度呼籲各位brothers...去其他地方,千其唔好亂玩,尤其系旅遊城市,除非有人帶,如果唔系就會好似我地甘...唔系話無錢比,但系比得有無價值.....最後希望大家記我以上所講ge呢間酒店,系landison plaza....間K場系5樓....去杭州千其唔好去呢間嘢!!!