一個舊 post ..... 好多 nf 都話好好笑 ... 所以推佢返上黎俾大家笑返餐先~~~ 哈哈:smile_o01:
話說我係sex shop做sales架時候....個時已經調咗去cwb分店, 個邊人客大多數都係鬼多......香港人比較少....但都有架~~有日 ~ 有個約23-4到架男仔入黎我公司.....我如常咁services佢喇, 不過佢個樣話我知佢好唔自然 ~~ 咁我都好大膽咁同佢講......"先生, 我有咩嘢幫到你呀, 呢到得我一個, 你唔問我冇其他人幫到你架喇...." 之後佢回望四週...好尷尬咁同我講..."唔好意思呀, 我想要d後面用架玩具....唔知有d咩可以介紹", 佢開得聲, 身為一個好架sales就緊係好用心咁介紹俾客人喇, 不過....係介紹之前都要例牌問佢係咪同女朋友玩.......點知佢係呢個moment...個頭dum到好鬼低, 怕怕羞羞咁好細聲同我講: "唔係....係係我自己用架.....:smile_13: " 雖然佢蚊茲咁細聲, 但我都聽得好清楚~~我回佢一下微笑之後同佢講.....你係第一次玩呀...定係玩開架, 因為我要清楚知道, 先可以判斷你應該用d咩嘢size......
我用咗好耐時間同佢傾計.....佢慢慢都講得open咗, 仲傾咗好多好多佢私人嘢tim.......:smile_40: 最後佢幫襯我買咗一支細size架後庭錐, 一串後庭珠及一支果味架熱力ky......都算ok架喇....不往我哂成個幾鐘時間sale佢囉, 佢臨走架時候都好滿意, 仲問我可唔可以俾張卡片佢, 有問題可唔可以打黎問我? 我當然樂意喇...好快咁將我張卡片交咗俾佢喇~~~
第二日我如常返工....開門冇耐電話響起....拎起電話有把好震架聲傳出....."喂~~夢夢...你好呀...你記得我嘛...我係尋日係你到買咗個幾鐘先買到嘢個個xxx呀~~" 我當然記得喇....就問佢係咪有嘢唔識用想我教佢, 佢話係呀.....仲好大件事tim呀...得你幫到我架~~ 佢把聲好震又好無奈咁, 我就問佢發生咩嘢事喇......:smile_41: :smile_41:
佢好尷尬咁同我講...今朝返工前...攞咗支後庭錐黎玩.....原本玩得好地地....唔知點解玩玩下....成支錐"扇"咗入去, 我攪咗成朝都攞唔返佢出黎呀.....e家好唔舒服, 仲有d痛...唔知點算呀.....你可唔可以教我點樣攪呀~~~嘩~~~個下我真係想嘰一聲笑出黎呀.....忍得好辛苦.....之後就有d驚囉....我問佢點會攪到入咗去架.....後面有個手握位....正常入到盡門口位就會卡住....:smile_13: 佢話可能用ky用得過多掛~~總之e家出唔到黎咁點算好呀.....
我二話不說叫佢嗱嗱淋去睇醫生喇...點知佢話唔得...因為....(1) 佢覺得好瘀...唔可以去架....俾人知道佢會死 (2) e家係公司返緊工行唔開架, 唔通同亞頭講事實咩~~佢講完呢兩個原因俾我聽之後....我真係嚇一跳, 我問佢點解仲返到工...佢話攪咗好耐都攪唔到出黎, 又夠鐘返工, 企直個人又好似唔阻我行動, 我做水吧架都係企定定做嘢, 咁咁咁咪返工先囉, 返到公司都去過toliet好多次攪佢架喇, 不過都係唔得囉.....:smile_27: :smile_27: 天呀~~點解香港地真係會有d咁架奇人架, 我係呢行咁耐都未聽過呢d事發生....今日仲要俾我遇到....真係百年難得一遇呀.....:smile_13: :smile_13: 我用正常諗法同佢講....你唔去睇醫生可以點呀......一係你入去toliet到"茂"底, 好似痾屎咁用力d "num"佢出黎睇下得唔得, 最好加埋 ky 睇下得唔得喇, 如果試多幾次都係唔得就快d去睇醫生....唔好拖喇.....一陣有咩事就唔好啦~~:smile_13: :smile_13: 佢聽完我一輪說話就話...咁咁咁好啦~~~我再試試tim喇......有咩嘢再打俾我....:smile_13:
之後佢隔咗2個鐘打俾我....都係話未攪番佢出黎....佢e家要早走返屋企試, 係公司好難攪......又開始勁痛.....一定要走喇~~ 我叫佢不如去睇醫生喇, 佢話得架喇, 返去試多次唔得先去喇~~咁佢咁堅決我都只好叫佢take care囉~~~:smile_45: :smile_45:
我等到收工都未見佢打電話俾我.....其實都有d膽心佢架....須知佢唔係我個fd, 不過個心都係唔舒服.....:smile_13:
第三日一早返到公司就不時望住個電話, 諗緊佢會唔會打黎, 可能係好奇八掛, 亦都有d關心成份架.......希望佢會打俾我喇~~~終於我呢個望夫石望出彩虹啦~~~佢打俾我啦~~佢話尋日返到屋企攪咗好耐, 用我教佢架方法, 又瞓直個人係床到, 又用狗仔式....不停咁試...最終用咗4個鐘攞返佢出黎...........不過佢個菊花就損傷嚴重囉, 有排痛....有排唔玩得喇~~:smile_13:
我心諗....你唔係嘛~~仲敢玩呀, 真係服到你五體投地呀
不過我都冇講出口, 最後都係寒暄幾句就叫佢休息下收咗線喇~~~之後佢都有搵過我....仲同我做咗朋友TIM, 直至我冇做呢行, 大家都失去咗聯絡 lu ~~~~~
~~完~~
可能長咗d ~~~ 唔好意思, 多謝你地用心睇我個post呀~~
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