我執咗契哥屍
我執咗契哥屍
今日係我同男朋友Herry一齊咗一周年嘅紀念日,我哋約好咗今晚一齊食飯慶祝,佢話收咗工會嚟我屋企接我,再一齊去佢book好咗嘅餐廳食飯,
我盛裝打扮,喺屋企準備好,等佢嚟接我,
我今年廿三歲,係一個好普通嘅化妝品專櫃sales,由於平時工作甚少接觸到男性,當現時男朋友一開始到我專櫃搭訕,用咗唔駛一星期嘅時間,就成功溝到我,做咗我男朋友,佢點溝我,喺呢度就唔講啦,
我哋好穩定咁交往咗一年,但由一齊咗半年嘅蜜月期後,大家已經對對方冇乜熱情,Herry更是冇咗啱啱同我一齊嗰時嘅細心同痴纏,有時一星期都見唔到一次面,上次見佢,都已經係三日前嘅事,如果今日唔係紀念日,佢都未必會出嚟見我,
就喺我準備好晒可以出門口嘅時候,手機突然響起,個mon顯示係Herry打嚟,
“喂,到咗樓下啦?我依家可以落嚟啦,”,我接起電話,
“豬豬…”,Herry喺電話嗰頭親熱地叫我,“sorry啊!今晚老細要我哋趕project,我諗我趕唔切過去接你,同你食飯啦,”
“下!?咁即係點啊?”,我有啲愕然,有啲嬲,
“成team人都要留低啊,最多聽日同你補祝返,加送多份大禮物俾你,”,Herry怕我嬲,自動加碼,送大禮,
“唔駛啦,男人緊係工作緊要啲啦,你去做嘢啦,我今晚自己食得啦,”,我內心其實好嬲,但扮晒大方,
“真係㗎?”,Herry以為我真係冇嘢,“太好啦,我都知豬豬你最大方㗎啦,今晚book咗間餐廳,平時好難book㗎,唔好嘥咗個booking,其實你可以同朋友去食,嗰老細同我好熟,你哋食完張單我第二日先去埋,sorry啊豬豬,錫晒你,咁我去做嘢啦,”,Herry急急腳就收咗線啦,
心中一股悶氣,真係冇心情去食飯,但妝扮咗一番,無謂嘥咗佢,唯有自己出街行下買下嘢,舒緩下鬱悶嘅心情,
啱啱落到街,突然有人從後拍咗我一下,我當堂嚇一嚇,
“著到咁靚,去邊啊?”,
我回頭,原來拍我嗰個係我契哥,
“嚇死人咩?”,我大大力拍落佢心口,
“嘩嘩嘩…你個衰妹,重係咁粗魯㗎,唔怕冇人要你啊?”,阿哥一路搓住個心口,一臉痛苦咁講,
“咁耐冇見你,我重以為你死咗添啦,”,我嬲嬲哋又打咗佢一下,“一見面,你就姪鬼我,”,
話就話佢係我契哥,但只係以前讀中學時,童心未泯,義氣相稱,久而久之嘅兄妹關係,以前我倆經常玩埋一齊,感情甚好,自從佢搬離咗呢區後,久唔久先約到出嚟見一次,呢兩年甚至已冇見過面了,
“話時話,你點會喺呢度?”,我問佢,
“冇㗎,咁啱揸車嚟開呢頭,見咁耐冇返嚟,咪諗住入嚟行下之嘛,點知咁啱撞到你,”,阿哥,“係喎,你又去邊啊?”
“我今日本嚟係…………”,我將今日發生嘅事講咗俾佢聽,
“原來係咁,咁不如我陪你去食囉,呢個世界冇免費午餐,有免費晚餐食都唔錯丫,”,阿哥講到好認真咁,
“你講真㗎!?”,我回佢,
“你唔mind,我又點會介意呢?”,佢表現得有啲得戚,
“行咪行囉,怕你啊?”,
於是佢車埋我到咗餐廳,我哋叫咗好多嘢食,食得好開心,重飲咗兩支紅酒添,我諗呢餐都要四五千蚊埋單,諗起今日Herry放我飛機,呢餐飯錢就當係佢嘅小小懲罰啦(魔鬼奸笑樣),
可能飲完酒個人high啲,我哋離開餐廳後,喺街上開始嬉鬧同行,
“上唔上我度坐下啊?”,阿哥問我,
“都好喎,”,我直接答應咗,“話掂好耐冇見契爺契媽啦,”,由於我同契哥嘅關係,佢阿爸阿媽就自自然做咗我契爺契媽,而且佢兩老對我都好似真契女咁,對我好好,好錫我,細個嗰時,我都成日上佢哋屋企玩,
“不如我哋去買啲嘢上去咯,兩手空空唔係咁好,”,咁耐冇見,我怕失禮,
“唔需要啦,唔駛㗎啦,你有心,佢哋會知㗎啦,”,阿哥講得有啲隱悔,
“哦,咁好啦,”,阿哥咁講,我唯有唔客氣啦,
好快,我哋到咗佢屋企,阿哥開門,帶我入屋,屋企冇開燈,
“咦…!?契爺契媽咁早瞓咗啦?”,我見屋企裡面靜英英,
“佢哋瞓咗好耐咯,舊年瞓到依家,我諗佢哋有排瞓,”,阿哥一路開燈一路講,