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One night stand becoming night night on her bed

早幾日,收到一個朋友的SMS

朋友SMS: All 巴打们,俺今早插死(其实系老屈)电讯商。我可以有三个月免费,三个月后还不满意還可以无条件取消合同!

嘩!咁正,我又去插...

我又去插! 在我工作部門的遊樂會食完飯,就過去對面電信商個辦事處準備插佢地。 點知個Receptionist
話佢吾話得是,打俾樓上office 個CS Manager,跟住揾人帶左我上樓。

見到個CS Manager,原來系個三十中女仔,關上房門佢就用吾多客氣嘅態度咁問我想點,口氣同目光仲有的兇我嘅成份,連呢個跑慣碼頭嘅我,都即時語塞,吾知要講也,唯有將今天上門的大前題結巴巴的講出來......
.......我來插你

續待....

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原帖由 UnitedAplha 於 2011-8-24 12:23 AM 發表 查看引用來源
早幾日,收到一個朋友的SMS

朋友SMS: All 巴打们,俺今早插死(其实系老屈)电讯商。我可以有三个月免费,三个月后还不满意還可以无条件取消 ...
跟住,無心插佢插成晚

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原帖由 UnitedAplha 於 2011-8-24 00:23 發表 查看引用來源
早幾日,收到一個朋友的SMS
我來插你......間公司D服務。

CS:有乜野問題呢?
Me:你地嗰网絡速度..(略)..
CS:對不起A先生
Me:你地嗰网絡覆蓋..(略)..
CS:對不起A先生
Me:你下面D門市人員..(略)..
CS:先生對不起
Me:你下面call台D人員........
CS:對不起...
Me:你下面..........
CS:對不起...
Me:什麽對不起? 我都未講.......你下面件衫...濕左
CS:對不起...
原來大滴淚下已沾襟,一臉楚楚,唯有收回怒氣,好言一番。
CS:對不起...
Me:又是對不起,對不起,對不起!為什麽老是對不起?我光火了!
忽然面前的大大滴眼淚,再不能淹熄我的怒火,又一輪的搶白,又是同一個反應,同一聲淚泣,同一句對不起,我終於明白到緣木求魚的感覺,恐怕我再激動的演出,都換不過那9毫克的H2O!

算了罷,面對現實,省點肉緊,鳴金收兵可也!

走出房間的時候,正懊惱自己平白花了一個下午,眼角卻瞥見鏡中的CS Manager
一副完成任務勝利的喜悅,差半點兒沒有蓋過一副滿足的眼神,正望着一對既懊惱又呆滯的眼睛,落寞地準備離去!

在幾乎離開辦公室的一刻,這個CS經理搶前為我開門,她說"這智能升降機要拍咭才可運作,不如我送你喇!"

這一刻,四目相投,我的色迷眼光肯定把我出買了。 更驚奇的,卻出自這位另我忽然心動的可人兒 "A先生,你剛才好Man呀!我可吾可以請你食晚飯呀....."

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原帖由 UnitedAplha 於 2011-8-24 00:45 發表 查看引用來源

我來插你.....
Me:你下面 ...



出不到CS Manager 的照片

故事續待



[ 本帖最後由 UnitedAplha 於 2011-8-24 02:41 PM 編輯 ]

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原帖由 行行企企食飯2味 於 2011-8-24 00:26 發表 查看引用來源
跟住,無心插佢插成晚
吾止插一晚....從挑逗的暗示,引人的主動.....脫的藝術,留住男人的媚態,奉獻妹妹肉體換更多的性愛之夜....

一個說不完的故事,層出不窮的挑逗;每當想擺脫,又離不了肉慾新招........

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原帖由 UnitedAplha 於 2011-8-24 01:34 AM 發表 查看引用來源



吾止插一晚....從挑逗的暗示,引人的主動.....脫的藝術,留住男人的媚態,奉獻妹妹肉體換更多的性愛之夜....

一個說不完的故事,層出不窮的挑逗;每當想擺脫,又離不了肉慾新招........
唔緊要唔好急,但要快寫晒D重點:smile_35: :smile_35: :smile_35:

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原帖由 UnitedAplha 於 2011-8-24 01:34 發表 查看引用來源
吾止插一晚....從挑逗的暗示,引人的主動.....脫的藝術,留住男人的媚態,奉獻妹妹肉體換更多的性愛之夜....

一個說不完的故事,層出不窮的挑逗;每當想擺脫,又離不了肉慾新招........
{It is getting late now, and just too difficult to me in typing Chinese with good speed, forgive me that I have to use English to complete this part of story, will try my best using Chinese in future}


接上文........."A先生,你剛才好Man呀!我可吾可以請你食晚飯呀....."
I couldn’t believe my ears, so I said  “If you allow, it should be my treat”

I pick her up at 7:00 from her office which is just a few blocks away
from my work place.

Me: Where you want to eat?
CS: What about Genki Sushi at the Great Eagle Centre?

Fits my style any way, hit the road and get it all set in such
Japanese restaurant within half an hour.  We settled with the order
fast but before foods were served, this lady is already taking her
proactive moves by switching from the other side of table to sitting
next to me...., my sixth sense automatically kicked in, by instinct, I
started to scan around and shock to find my colleague - UD, he was
looking at me….. and her, just two tables away!  What a co-incidient!

I have to cut the dinner short to avoid her more and more aggressive
gestures being spot by UD at next table.

Out of the restaurant, I asked  “Where you live? I can offer you a ride”

CS: "No ride la, let’s walk, it is just on the other side of the road,
I’m living in that apartment next to Sun Hung Kai Center"

Me: "So Close by?"
CS: "Yes, Block 3 of Causeway Centre!"

"Can you walk me home?" she asked.

It will be too much against my will if I say no……

Then, I found the flat is a small one, she is on her own.

"Beep …….any body still on air? here is United Echo"  another
colleague sounding out from my walkie talkie.  I responded back “ United
Alpha still here”

UE: "so quiet tonight, just you and me haven't stand down?"

Me: "Yeh, just two of us………"  not before I can finish my words,  she
grab my walkie talkie and spoke into the radio.

"no! not 2, it’s 3 persons on air, I’m here”

I was stun because it is quite serious to have unauthorized access to
my radio; luckly, it is just the direct frequency instead of the
repeater channel which is heavily monitored and recorded, and, she
didn't press the Push-To-Talk button...thanks god!

I have to recover my radio quick before things could went wrong.....
however, it is always the Murphy Law, it felt into her trench (the lower one)!!!

I tried to pick it up from there…….but she said  “don’t touch
.......otherwise I will be out of control…….”  英語實在太不傳神了, 當時實在是  :
"吾好掂我....一掂我就會忍吾住,我會失控架!"

I did touched, and the next time I watched the clock, it was already
the next day.

-----
This was the first nite ....only !

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我x.....請打中文版~~~唔該~~~:smile_o01:

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