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原帖由 Katrinacat 於 11/11/2021 23:58 發表
咁嘅男士,心心眼呀❤️
不過學識,型同高度都好緊要㗎吓。我身邊都有風度、談吐優雅…..但樣衰衰冇學識,著對heel 同佢一齊行都高過佢….唔知點解,真係冇乜安全感
去間casual 餐廳,waiter 係鬼,唔識溝通,英文餐牌唔識睇…. ...
太高嘅男士又有限制嘅,阿星同女伴行出街就好礙眼喇,係人都唔想俾人話電燈柱掛老鼠箱㗎啦,當阿星攬住女伴嘅時候,就好似試過俾人話電燈柱攬住老鼠箱喇,都好滑稽㗎。
查實依家香港嘅生活模式,識三幾句英文都有需要啦,如果講得流利就會加分,再落嚟就係如果有當地口音就更加令人好奇喇。阿星諗緊要唔要開個YouTube頻道教人講英式英語,用英國各地唔同嘅口音去講同一句說話,又或者教人一啲只有當地人先識嘅俚語,好似啲人會話:你頭先係咪放屁呀?正式英文會話:Did you fart?,東倫敦嘅人就會話:Did you drop your gut?如果係香港人,應該唔知佢講緊乜喇。
阿星好中意同啲打電話嚟嘅電話銷售員傾偈嘅,例如佢哋打嚟有人一接電話講咗Hello之後就會一輪咀唔停咁講,而阿星就會喺佢哋講到口沫横飛(想像佢哋係)嘅時候截停佢哋,同佢哋用啲頗流利但唔多純正嘅英式英語同佢話:Wait wait wait, can you tell me in English again about what you were trying to tell me?
大部份時間銷售員朋友都會冚線當冇打過俾阿星,而有小部份嘅朋友就會問阿星:Do you want to borrow money?而阿星都會好有禮貌咁同佢話:Oh, that. Sorry I am ok with that, thanks for calling.然後好禮貌咁收線。
間唔中會有一兩位銷售員會好有趣地問阿星:Do you speak Chinese?你問到咁,阿星冇理由唔同你繼續打趣嘅:How about “no”? Do you speak English at all?
去到咁嘅時候,通常銷售員朋友仔都會打退堂鼓乘機收線。咁耐以來阿星未試過有人喺呢啲情況下同阿星講多過三句英文,阿星係咪好衰咁呢?下次用法文會唔會好啲?Bonjour, ça va?😬
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