明白。

我比較少興趣睇呢啲…

星期六食曬所有野。好在星期日可以出街。

我最近睇緊情色武俠小說，幾好睇架…

師兄，唔係巴閉，我打左句無左喳，我意思係肚痛咁小事，直情係煩膠咁大件事，所以先揀飲擇食啊家陣。
點知少左句，完全唔同左意思。

即男主角好好打，女主角中左我愛一碌葛，男主角救左佢，仲用玉女心經救，即大家都剝光豬果隻，咁樣??

分享單野，話說打風嘛，我去左跑步，之後去左書局，係唔係好Q有書卷味又陽光呢??打風都做埋D咁既野喎~~~~~ 其實唔係，如果我係後生仔就正遮，一想起我呢D老坑就唔同感覺架啦。

咁講番正題，我揀緊書時，對面有一對鬼妹都係度揀緊書，其中一位吊帶牛仔布背心加短牛褲，上圍非常不得了，另一個就斯文保守得多。咁我無理啦，我有我睇佢有佢揀，到我去俾錢時，斯文果位就企我前面俾緊錢，我其實有時都好奇怪，明明去得俾錢，點解D錢唔會準備好既呢??阿斯文妹妹到俾果一刻先係度左摷右摷，咁OK啦，我都無咩所謂，咁我快眼望佢買咩啦，好有趣，我第一次見，原因係佢買左本大概類似係:如何學好廣東話既書，我即時心諗，咁搞笑既，而家會有人買書學，但學廣東話既?我再望望個女仔，咦，其實佢幾靚架喎，我就心諗: 都傻既，學廣東話最好既方式就係識條本地仔啦，包咩廣東話都學識晒。

當佢俾完錢人地又找左錢之後，佢就走，走時點知佢唔記得拎本書走，嘩.....呢D情況，如果換以前既我，我會拎住本野追出去搵佢。
但今時今日，我居然只係大叫: Miss....... your book.
佢即時擰轉面對住我笑，thank you thank you.佢個性感朋友都行埋黎橋住佢手一齊走。

我就諗咁鬼正，真係唔止.... miss your book, 仲miss you every thing呢.........

分享完。

呢啲咁嘅情況，梗係即時開聲話：“Excuse me, sweetie, you must have been so eager to bring your book back home to start learning Cantonese, may I remind you that this is a good opportunity to see if you have your book ready with you, or you have forgotten to take it and someone might have been taking advantage to keep the book and think that he may get a chance to return the book to you one day and starts a genuine Cantonese conversation with you. I bet that lucky man is also so eager to learn English on the other hand. Don't you think so?”啦嘛😬

你啲野。。。成日出啲又漏啲。。。😂😂

興趣睇邊啲😍😍

師兄，太多喇，我無你咁叻啊。
根據過往經驗，我會講我教佢廣東話，叫佢教番我另一樣野，至於係咩，就俾佢試我鐘先，啱嘞先再講教我野。