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水管傳之白做

Sorry!!!!!  冇心招攬,重出帖子


呢排真係好冇嘢做,㪚job都做,星期二有個劏房屋主打俾我話佢有個租客間房個洗手盆滴水,個客自己俾錢唔開單問我做唔做,咪叫佢俾個客contact我囉。打俾佢問佢幾時得閒我去睇,約咗12點半去報價啱就即刻整,去到見面知佢越南婆,跟佢入房,佢間房又幾靚喎,放咗張雙人床,有佈置,放有佢自己相,inspected個滴水位報咗價俾佢,佢打咗個電話俾講咗一堆我唔明嘅語言,我咪"參觀吓"佢囉,有波有籮但又有腰,最緊要係佢頭髮條馬尾,(申利有人鐘意大胸,大籮,靚樣,但我obsessed by 馬尾)睇睇吓佢回望我,咁樣我就做手勢按錶,
佢收線後
佢:太貴
我:搵landlord 睇佢肯唔肯俾
佢:我有X蚊响身
我:笑著話咁小
佢:朋友嘛
其實言談間都知佢咩嘢料,成間房又cream 又lotion 都知佢做邊行!
我:I am not suppose to do this job today,I am actually can be on my way to home and rest
佢: Since you are here please help me fix it, the dripping noise very annoying
我:my friend, my back is very tired what if you give me a massage and I will fix your tap?
佢:what? I can give you 30min massage ok?
我:known price for massage is $x per hour I quote is worth more than that, I have got other thing to do, call me if you want to go ahead
佢:Ok0k,one hour you fix now
我整水喉就無謂講
整完佢就叫我瞓上床,我咪除衫除褲上床,老實講佢個pillowcase 係有男人味但有得玩都冇所謂啦!
雖然著住底褲但按吓按吓細佬醒咗,佢叫我轉身,按大腿淋巴位時我話底褲邊頂住,幫我除咗佢0k?之後嘅事都係"嘩,你硬晒呀!"呢個啲,我情深深望著佢,我話你睇咗我,我都要睇吓你先,推推拉拉後我贏咗,除咗佢啲衫佢都手揸我命根,呢個時候我電話响,見來電唔聽唔得,講完又要send  email,佢都冇我辦法,突然間賤人上身,佢chok我時我偷影咗佢相,跟住放好電話,我話公司麻煩嘢,佢話咪理啦,e家開心先啦!我話只chok開心得去邊,用口就唔同(因為我冇套唔想插),佢又好合作用口玩咗一陣,(真係一陣)佢就chok 我chok 到射。
所以星期二下午係白做重要白白捐精!
始終都係偷拍,啲相可能太動感!不過放心我細佬冇打咗格!
因為唔會返啅我肯俾原圖,唔好笑我J細喎!
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c 兄果然係一個有學識既水管工.
可以用英文溝通同講價.


佩服

師兄,我之前已經留左言了,是第二個回覆你,請賜原圖,感謝!

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原帖由 stamp201516 於 2019-8-15 04:02 PM 發表 查看引用來源
c 兄果然係一個有學識既水管工.
可以用英文溝通同講價.


佩服
c兄 我响澳洲唔識英文就死得啦!

原圖 please

好野,我又要原圖

求原圖

謝謝你^^nice pic^^

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原帖由 man168man168 於 2019-8-16 08:52 AM 發表 查看引用來源
謝謝你^^nice pic^^
C兄 你幫到手呀!出咗咁多相只有你覆嚟講多謝!
有好嘢再益你!
今日3点約咗人玩睇吓有冇機偷影先😁😁😁

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