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I was drunk that night, so I took a nap first. Then I woke up at 8:30pm. I was fucking bored. This is what I did on the phone.
Sasori: Hi, Sasori speaking.
Me: Hi, Sasori, this is Deidara. Let’s have fun tonight.
Sasori: OK!
Me: Today is very cold, isn’t it? But now,I am on fire. Oh! Help!!!
Sasori…Imagine you are in a classroom.
Me: Oh! Fuck! What is classroom?
Sasori: Argh!!!!! Then imagine you are now tied on the bed by me. You can move your hands.
Me: Cool…un
Sasori: Deidara, I am kissing you. Mytongue is stirring into your month.
Me: unununun…(panting).
Sasori: You think I will suck your tits.No! I put your hands on your dick. You start to jerk off.
(I feel hot. I squeeze my nipples and massage my dick)
Me: Ah!! Sasori, I want you!! I am coming.UNUNUNOHOHHOHOHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasori: You! UN!! OHOH!!!!
(My dick is still stiffened!!!!)
Sasori: AN-anything else?
Me: Ah…I want more!!!
Sasori: Dei~You are inside me. I am ready.Come on.
Me: Sasori. Does it hurt?
Sasori: You are so considerate of me.Harder!
Me: UNUNUNUNUN. I feel like I want to come again.
Sasori: I want the real thing. Come to me,will you?
Me: Sure! Thanks a lot for your help. You have a sexy voice!!!
Sasori: You are welcome. Thanks! See you in 10 seconds.
Me: Bye…
So, I staggered into Sasori’s bedroom. One thing is for sure, two beds are wetted.
At night after that night, I phoned Sasori again, but Tobi answered thephone.
Tobi: Hello, I am Tobi. How may I help you?
Me: Hello. Tobi. May I speak to Sasori, please?
Tobi: I’m sorry. He’s not here. But I can come to you. Deidara~~~~~~~
Me: What the fuck. Why is he not here?
Tobi: I don’t know. Would you like to leave a message?
Me: Yes, please. Please ask him to buy mesome sex toys as he likes.
Tobi: OHOHOH!!! May I have your phone number, please?
Me: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Tobi: Let me repeat. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Me: That’s right! Tobi is a clever boy.
Tobi: Thanks!!!! I’ll pass your message onto Sasori. Bye.
Me: Bye.
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本帖最後由 futurehope 於 2009-3-11 07:03 PM 編輯 ]
