屋邨維修
話說好多年前剛剛讀完書出來做野,跟朋友在做屋邨維修員,有一曰收到order要去維修,跟住我一個人上去工作,這間屋是剛剛派到這一家人,一開門見到一個女仔都幾靚身材幾好低胸,有少少北方口音,跟住我問她廁所哪裡漏水,跟住她帶我去睇,她話面盆低漏水,她彎低腰成個波走哂出來,個波真是好大,她知我望到她,我扮傻,跟住拿工具正,點知正正下爆左水喉,d水正到我濕哂,她跟住走入尼,d水都正到她濕哂,她件衫立刻現左個黑bar出來,我睇到呆左,她話唔好啦快d去關水制,我關完之後立刻講唔好意思,跟住見到門後有條毛巾,我話唔好意思正到妳咁,我幫妳抹乾正件衫,我幫她抹的時候借d意抹落個波到,我用手摸落真係好大,我見她有少少反應,我問佢珎個波好大可唔可以睇下.........唔打住好累