應屆畢業生越來越難就業！
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> 某公司招人，幾百個大學生研究生爭相interview
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> "我台大"！
> "我交大"！
> "我清大"！
> "我成大"！
> "我北大"！
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> 突然，一女生響亮聲起："我波大"！
> 董事長一拍桌說：用你了
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> 事後，董事長叫該女生到其私人辦公室，
> 關上門窗，拉上窗簾，說：你波大拿出來看看~~~~~
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> 該女掏出畢業證書
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> 寧波大學...:smile_30: :smile_30:

秘書剛剛回來......穿了一套白色緊身短裙......她轉身後....我....嘩了一聲.....看見她穿了T-back........她回頭望住我........即時用file摭住pat pat.......:smile_30: :smile_30: :smile_30:

咁......你一定係............巨大..............

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她應該是好纜交啊

各位親愛的師兄，今日係Happy Friday，pens down，let's go for dance.....haha

There's a boy in my mind and
he knows I'm thinking of him
All my way to the day and the night
the stars shine above me
He's been gone for some time but I
know I truly love him
And I'm singing this song,
hoping he'll be back when he hears it
My heart goes shalala la la
shalala in the morning shalala lala
shalala in the sunshine shalala lala
shalala in the evening Shalala lala
shalala lala just for you
If your love's gone away like mine you'll feel like crying
Sing along maybe once maybe twice
Let's try it together Some sweet day no one knows he'll return
And you'll be happy Shout it sweet in a song
listen to your heart it is singin'
Shalalalala just for you Shalalalala just for you

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何以見得???

女仔問男朋友既十大抵死問題
1 行街好悶, 行黎行去都係果度!
答: 大姐呀, 同你拍左咁多年拖, 仲有邊度未去過丫...


2) 點解唔同我煲電話粥?!
答: 我一日最少都陪你 4-5個鐘, 有乜都講晒啦...唉哎...


3) 同我一齊只係想do野!?
答: 性係人既需要, 尊重你係我girlfriend先只對你有性既要求。
唔通你想我攪三攪四咩, 日日五姑娘唔掂架...


4) 床上口花花, 床下冷冰冰?!

答:讚美當然係情最濃時發出架啦,唔通你呵緊史讚你性感咩大姐呀~~~


5) 去街成日"及"女 ?!
答: 你又何嘗唔係"及"緊仔呢...愛美係人本性..."及"下唧又唔係禽佢....


6) "愛唔愛我"?!
答: 我一日講十次好未, 你明知唔係發自內心都要聽?! 呢句野
當然係男人最想講既時候先會講...唔好再立亂問喇.


7) 我同你亞媽跌落水, 你救邊個先?

答: 頂! 邊Q個係第一個諗呢條問題既呢下?
拿拿聲的佢去打把啦!你兩個都跌晒落水
,我就梗係報左警先啦,
我跳埋落去, 邊Q個救我地呀 一齊死麼?!


8.你幾時娶我架?

答: 你亞媽幾時大發慈悲免收禮金, 我咪娶得起你lor...


9) 你愛我有幾深?

答:用"米" 定係用"尺"黎計呀...我點先搵到一個標準去話你聽呢下?

10) 我老左你會唔會仲咁愛我?
答: 大姐呀...呢個問題我驚過你啦...頭又係我光先, 更年期又係我黎先,我老左你仲
愛唔愛我呀下...

其實著t-back,不太輸服，連返寫字樓都著，她應有目的