佢昅左妳好耐啦

尋日咪抖再半日囖

晨早快樂早

Forwarded:

港男八十一宗罪  

28. 去完廁所唔洗手，臭過地底泥 (OMG  )
34. 生日禮物係安全套 (birth control)
62. 自己條女叫靚女，人地條女叫港女 (做女友聴到應該會幾冧  )
63. 專打拚音,英文差又唔識打中文,仲以為自己好勁 (i english bad )
64. 講就183,出到來變153 (what does this mean?)
72. 坐巴士扮訓著挨個頭落女仔o度 (穚唔怕舊最緊要有人受  )
80. 成日講搵唔倒..原來去晒賭 (賭總好過嫖啦  )
81. 一句唔埋就打你. (唔糸打者愛也咩  )

港女81宗罪

14.用英文以為自己好高級,港式英語 (i english bad)
21.為幾十蚊係到嘈 (慳家唔糸優點 )
24.咩都唔識但又要條仔咩都識 (扮豬食老虎 )
37.生日要人送鑽戒 (aint no gold diggers no more, gals look big)
45.次次都係行商場,冇D新意 (唔行邊有得目及底  )
65.外表斯文,內裡open (this is good, no? )
72.頭腦簡單 (身材惹火  )
76.經常用自以為感性的字句 (for example? anyone knows?)

早晨呀............樂樂,
你今日甘早既

早晨小寶........:smile_15: :smile_15:

昅字你先真.........好哥哥

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