Good morning.  i just read through all the pages (this thread and the last).

I like reading anyways... if I am not here, I am at other section of discuss reading useless things. 

Morning MM, nice to see you open the part 56, i am -->watever ROM

Morning all

Morning chef

seems all ppl are ROM this morning :smile_27:

saturday morning / friday nite  

i finally got chance to finish all sunday files n rthk video clips and look up "港女港男八十一宗罪" mentioned in the radio program

港男八十一宗罪  

28. 去完廁所唔洗手，臭過地底泥 (OMG :smile_19: )
34. 生日禮物係安全套 (birth control)
62. 自己條女叫靚女，人地條女叫港女 (做女友聴到應該會幾冧 )
63. 專打拚音,英文差又唔識打中文,仲以為自己好勁 (i english bad )
64. 講就183,出到來變153 (what does this mean?)
72. 坐巴士扮訓著挨個頭落女仔o度 (穚唔怕舊最緊要有人受 )
80. 成日講搵唔倒..原來去晒賭 (賭總好過嫖啦 )
81. 一句唔埋就打你. (唔糸打者愛也咩 :smile_41: )

港女81宗罪

14.用英文以為自己好高級,港式英語 (i english bad)
21.為幾十蚊係到嘈 (慳家唔糸優點 :smile_41
24.咩都唔識但又要條仔咩都識 (扮豬食老虎 )
37.生日要人送鑽戒 (aint no gold diggers no more, gals look big:smile_04
45.次次都係行商場,冇D新意 (唔行邊有得目及底 )
65.外表斯文,內裡open (this is good, no? :smile_47
72.頭腦簡單 (身材惹火 :smile_47: )
76.經常用自以為感性的字句 (for example? anyone knows?)

anyhow many of the listed issues are money related ... if ppl can run after love n not run after $ maybe there would be a lot less compaints n more compliments ... 2 cents

:smile_14:

when's ur birthday?

Funny comments

Morning bebe

hit chinese not mind?
i english bad :smile_13:
many words dunno read
meal meal exam eat egg
can teach i?


hk folks r very creative in learnin' english words n u dont wanna look up dictionary
i've seen the following two:

inside box = internal injuries (內傷/箱)
poverty of blood = anaemia (貧血)

full 60s laugh XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Here r a few laughs if u r bored.

Some famous quotes received in my junk ...


Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, becauseif we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannotlive forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, Ican't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with allthose flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey


'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of yourlife,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federalanti-smoking campaign


'Outside of the killings, Washington has oneof the lowest crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'mjust the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in KENTUCKY.


'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor

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if beauty as in wisdom i think i do better than miss alabama :smile_03:

anyway u ever feel a little bit stupid, juz dig this up n read it again u'll begin 2 think u're genius