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原帖由 169394 於 2009-2-20 09:40 AM 發表 查看引用來源
good morning :smile_46:
morning ah 9:smile_46:

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原帖由 victor888 於 2009-2-19 04:42 PM 發表


I would be around, I guess



Ekin's night?
oh hvn't done my chore for a while ... goto post one today

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A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them.
After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.


The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. “So what are your plans?” The father asks the young man.
“I am a Torah scholar.” He says.
“A Torah scholar, Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she is accustomed to?”
“I will study,” the young man said, and God will provide for us.”
“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.
“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.”
“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”
“Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replies the fiancé.


The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?”
The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.”

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its juz a joke n remember not to take it personal, 888!

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原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-2-20 09:47 AM 發表 查看引用來源


oh hvn't done my chore for a while ... goto post one today

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A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet t ...
hahah~where did u find so many joke,bebe?

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原帖由 waiwai0419 於 2009-2-19 05:11 PM 發表


where is my secret lover...:smile_39:
wow ... u wanna play w/ fire, huh?
as an usual trait of mankind men luv excitement n look sl/sp posts appear from time to time in discuss n u know the fact men reserve their lust n passion to gf n mistress cuz they bring excitment to rejuvenate their youth a long time wife could no longer bring him

but better think twice ... wife is legally entitled to at least 1/2 of ur hard earned wealth n u might hv to postpone ur retirement to 80 yrs old
oh hang on how abt convert urself to isalm n relocate ur family to the muslim world where polygamous marriages are legal n the goverment is so generous even to throw in bucks n housing n tax benefit for those hving multiple wives ... sounds good, huh? well only if my data is up to date!

end of bs ha
wai, ur babe is so cute indeed
'd luv to give him/her a po po n piggy back ride! ha

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原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-2-20 09:47 AM 發表 查看引用來源


oh hvn't done my chore for a while ... goto post one today

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A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet t ...
Good Morning bebe~ I miss you so much

I have just track back 7 pages

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原帖由 169394 於 2009-2-20 09:40 AM 發表 查看引用來源
good morning :smile_46:
Good Morning brother 9

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原帖由 mugen-purin 於 2009-2-20 09:50 AM 發表 查看引用來源
hahah~where did u find so many joke,bebe?
Good Morning Man Man~

You are always here.

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原帖由 armic 於 2009-2-20 10:07 AM 發表 查看引用來源


Good Morning Man Man~

You are always here.
yes, this is my post, i need to take care of it

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原帖由 wannabe 於 2009-2-19 17:42 發表


wow ... workplace politics, huh? my rule of engagment: seek n destroy
whoever is not with me, r against me ... where did i get tat from? mr. bush famous phase ha

serious juz act professional, ignore her n get the job done since ur boss didn't hir u to create more troubles ...
wat a buz tone! umm sounds like me in reality ...
well when the right time comes i would counter strike tho
treat those tat r nice to u w/ champaign n caviars n return 10 folds to those tat hv wronged u
, agreed?
oh ... dun worry abt the last bit coz juz a line fr hollywood flick
thought I am reading from Tom Clancy novels  



don't forget to keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer    

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原帖由 uhadmeathello 於 2009-2-20 10:09 AM 發表 查看引用來源


thought I am reading from Tom Clancy novels  



don't forget to keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer    
morning jerry:smile_46:

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