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clotinc

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41^# 大中小簡繁發表於 2008-12-10 只看該作者

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原帖由 armic 於 2008-12-10 01:25 AM 發表

10000 kiss~

wow.....u must get a pretty good one then......will u show off to tell me then ??

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42^# 大中小簡繁發表於 2008-12-10 只看該作者

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原帖由 armic 於 2008-12-10 01:24 AM 發表

I think that he wants to go to your bed to eat shit.

her bad is so warm......

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43^# 大中小簡繁發表於 2008-12-10 只看該作者

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原帖由 clotinc 於 2008-12-10 01:28 AM 發表

her bad is so warm......

u made me feel so comfortable

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44^# 大中小簡繁發表於 2008-12-10 只看該作者

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原帖由 mugen-purin 於 2008-12-10 01:32 AM 發表
u made me feel so comfortable

i know....i m just too good.......

i m now on ur bed now....sleep la......wait for u....:smile_47:

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45^# 大中小簡繁發表於 2008-12-10 只看該作者

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原帖由 clotinc 於 2008-12-10 01:39 AM 發表

i know....i m just too good.......
i m now on ur bed now....sleep la......wait for u....:smile_47:

huh? u already on my bed la wor?

just serve me 1 min ago

armic

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46^# 大中小簡繁發表於 2008-12-10 只看該作者

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原帖由 clotinc 於 2008-12-10 01:27 AM 發表

wow.....u must get a pretty good one then......will u show off to tell me then ??

That is not pretty at all. It is so big and heavy, so I can't show it to you

wannabe

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wannabe

47^# 大中小簡繁發表於 2008-12-10 只看該作者

darn get used to take a dump every morning ...

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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

She is so tempted to stay. Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the ï£°housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "Could it get any better!"
But she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor (eh, wat da?). There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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ROFLMAO
wat a blonde joke!
well ... good morning

uhadmeathello

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原帖由 wannabe 於 2008-12-9 15:19 發表
darn get used to take a dump every morning ...

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A store that sells husbands ...

so which floor are you at right now??

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原帖由 uhadmeathello 於 2008-12-10 07:56 AM 發表

so which floor are you at right now??

nah...i'm not a disicple of the Lord n believe men should love women instead

hence i'll exit the building as soon as i see the 1st sign ... keekee

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原帖由 wannabe 於 2008-12-9 16:59 發表

nah...i'm not a disicple of the Lord n believe men should love women instead
hence i'll exit the building as soon as i see the 1st sign ... keekee

don't tell me you are those, upon seeing the sign on 6th floor, insist to check out what's on 7th and 8th floor

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